Cypen & Cypen
MAY 28, 2009
Stephen H. Cypen, Esq., Editor
1. WILL ALASKA REVERT TO DB PLAN?:
Plansponsor.com reports on the Anchorage Fire Department’s worries that the Alaska Public Employees’ Retirement System’s defined contribution tier will cause retention problems. The department commits a great deal of resources to training new hires, and prior to 2006, the city counted on the state pension plan to act as an incentive for fire personnel to remain in Anchorage. Now, with no incentive to stay, fears are that Anchorage-trained fire personnel will skip town as soon as DC benefits vest. It is difficult to attract people, such as paramedics, to the state, and, once there, it is hard to get them to stay. The city invests money up front, and now fears that it will train people and then lose them to other fire departments. Other Alaskan public employers are echoing the same concerns -- enough so that Alaskan legislators are now seriously considering reverting to a defined benefit system. Alaska would not be the first state to experience buyer’s remorse after converting to a DC system. Both Nebraska and West Virginia went back to DB structures after experimenting with DC accounts. In May 2005, the Alaska Legislature voted to begin implementation of a DC plan for all new public employees hired on or after July 1, 2006. (Previously-hired employees remain in the DB system.) When Alaska Governor Sarah Palin ran in 2006, she indicated that she disagreed with conversion of state plans to DC, and wanted to revisit the issue. (Now that she is contemplating the Republican Party nomination for President in 2012, she is neutral on the issue.)
2. FIVE YEARS OF PENSION GAINS WIPED OUT IN 2008:
According to Milliman’s 2009 Pension Funding Study, its Ninth Annual, the ongoing financial crisis drove the 100 largest corporate pension plans to a record $300 Billion loss of funded status in 2008. Asset losses fueled a decrease in funded status from about 106% at the end of 2007 to under 80% at the end of 2008. Losses continue into 2009 with a $30 Billion decrease in funded status in the first two months. At the end of February, funded status of these 100 pension plans stood at 74%, lowest level since May 2003. Actual asset returns (negative 18.9% for 2008 fiscal years) were below expected returns (8.1%), after five straight years of asset gains. Asset values dropped by $833 Billion by the end of February 2009 to levels not seen since July 2003. Expected returns have remained fairly level (8.1% in 2008, 8.3% in 2007 and 2006) but may decline in 2009 because of reductions in asset allocation to equities. Reflecting gains in funded status over the five prior years, pension expense decreased in 2008, to $10.4 Billion (from $18.9 Billion in 2007), lowest level since 2002. Contributions to the 100 pension plans studied increased only slightly in 2008 ($29.7 Billion versus $27.2 Billion in 2007). Losses in funded status during 2008, coupled with new funding requirements under the Pension Protection Act, are projected to increase required contributions to more than $50 Billion for 2009. Many companies are expected to defer some of the increased contribution requirements to 2010, increasing contributions in that year to what may be record levels. The percentage of pension plans invested in equities declined from 55% to 44% during 2008. The decrease in equity allocations is primarily because of market declines and, to a much lesser extent, a change in investment policies. A return to a 55% equity allocation by the end of 2009 (through investments or portfolio rebalancing) will require a $100 Billion investment in equity markets. As a group, the 100 largest corporate pension plans surveyed had pension plan assets of more than $900 Billion at the end of 2008.
3. PBGC DEFICIT HITS RECORD:
Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp.’s deficit rose to an all-time high of $33.5 Billion as of March 31, 2009, according to congressional testimony given by its Acting Director, as reported by Pensions & Investments. The deficit, for the first half of fiscal year 2009 ending September 30, is up more than 200%, or $22.5 Billion, from September 30, 2008. The increase in PBGC’s deficit is driven primarily by a drop in interest rates and by plan terminations, not by investment losses. (And, of course, the record deficit does not include Chrysler’s expected $10 Billion-plus underfunding.)
4. WHAT IS MOM WORTH?:
Are you wondering what mom should be paid for her work as mom? Salary.com has evaluated the “mom job” of both the Working and Stay-at-Home moms. Based on a survey of more than 12,000 mothers, salary.com determined that the time mothers spend performing ten typical job functions would equate to an annual salary of $122,732 for a Stay-at-Home mom. Working moms’ at-home salary is $76,184, in addition to the salary they earn in the workplace. Job titles that best matched a mom’s definition of her work are (in order of hours spent per week): housekeeper, day care center teacher, cook, computer operator, facilities manager, van driver, psychologist, laundry machine operator, janitor and chief executive officer. We meant to do this piece right before Mother’s Day, but mom is always relevant (see C&C Newsletter for May 15, 2008, Item 3).
5. TEN THINGS YOUR BANK WON’T TELL YOU:
It has been awhile since we published any of smartmoney.com’s lists, but this one is particularly timely:
Online banking has changed the way people handle their finances. Unfortunately, your bank account may not always show the proper balance. With electronic transactions, ATMs, check cards and direct deposits, banking has gotten more complicated.
6. WOMAN KEEPS DEAD MOM’S BODY TO COLLECT PENSION:
A Florida woman has been indicted for keeping her dead mother’s body in a bedroom for six years while collecting more than $200,000 in pension benefits, Reuters reports. Police found the mother’s decaying body on a bed in a spare bedroom at the mother’s home, when they were called to investigate a report of nuisance cats. The woman said her mother had died in 2003. The woman collected over $61,000 from Social Security and more than $176,000 from a military pension. She could face up to 15 years in prison. Local media reported that the 61-year-old woman told police her mother died of old age, and she kept the remains because she could not afford burial expenses. Yo, Mama. Mama? ... Mama?
7. CORRECTED SNL LINK:
Last week’s piece about Saturday Night Live’s skit on recent bank stress tests contained an incorrect link. The following is a reprint, with the right link:
Well, it did not take long for Saturday Night Live to weigh in on the Treasury Department’s stress test applied to the 19 largest U.S. banks. To view the spoof, go to http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/geithner-cold-open/1099562/. Will Forte as Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, is great, as usual. We thank loyal reader G.F., in Jefferson City, MO, for sending us the link.
8. CREATIVE PUNS FOR “EDUCATED MINDS”:
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
9. QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
“Take time to repair the roof when the sun is shining.” John F. Kennedy
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